What He Could Be (Protestant), Unburdened By What Has Been (Rome) Worms, 1521 – Newly uncovered manuscripts reveal that Martin Luther's famous speech at the Diet of Worms began with an unexpected twist: "Let me start by saying that I grew up in a middle-class family." Luther's opening left the audience puzzled but intrigued. He quickly transitioned to his main argument, maintaining the fiery rhetoric we know today. "Here I stand, I can do no other," he declared, seamlessly blending his personal story with his defiance against the Church. Historians now see Luther's relatable approach as a clever tactic to connect with the common people. "By sharing his humble beginnings, Luther made his revolutionary ideas more accessible," said Dr. Hans Wurst, a Reformation scholar. As we commemorate the Diet of Worms, let's remember Luther not just as a reformer, but as a middle-class hero who knew how to captivate a crowd.
Jesus Paid For Your Sins, Now It’s Gonna Ask You a Question In a hilarious twist on tradition, St. Prosperity’s Church has introduced a tipping touchscreen tablet alongside its offering plates. Dubbed “Tithe and Tip,” this initiative allows parishioners to express their appreciation for sermons with tips ranging from “God Bless You” ($5) to “Miracle Worker” ($100+). Pastor Bill Goodheart, the brain behind the idea, believes this will enhance the spiritual experience. “Why not let our congregation tip their favorite sermon?” he said. While many churchgoers embraced the concept, Elder Margaret Grumbleton raised concerns, quipping, “What’s next? A rewards program for attending Bible study?” To encourage generosity, the church offers perks like “Heavenly Swag Bags” for tips over $50, featuring T-shirts that say, “I’m just here for the free Wi-Fi.” Regular tippers can even enter a raffle for front-row pews or a private choir meet-and-greet. As St. Prosperity’s navigates this uncharted terr