Lesbian Bishop’s Prayer Interrupted by John Knox Wielding a Trumpet

A Trump Blaring over Women - Nothing New

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A solemn prayer service at the National Cathedral took a surreal turn Tuesday when Bishop Mariann Budde’s sermon was abruptly drowned out by the blaring of a spectral trumpet. The sound, described by attendees as “otherworldly,” was followed by the faint apparition of a stern man in 16th-century garb, pacing near the pulpit.

Bishop Budde, reportedly paused, glanced upward, and resumed her prayer unfazed. “Even in death, some men just can’t handle female leadership,” she later joked to reporters.

While the figure did not speak, murmurs spread through the crowd as some attendees speculated it was none other than John Knox, the fiery Scottish reformer. The connection to his infamous treatise, “The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstruous Regiment of Women,” was quickly made by historians and theology buffs alike. A witness later described the scene as “chaotic yet oddly theological.”

However, the real twist came when Donald Trump weighed in on the incident. “I’ve always said I know good Trumps,” Trump remarked. “John Knox? Great guy. Tremendous trumpeter. He knew how to silence the competition—just like me, folks. Believe me, nobody blasts better than us Trumps!”

The bishop, unruffled, reportedly muttered, “At least he’s not on Twitter.”

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