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Death Loses Its Sting After Obscure Rabbi Walks Out of Tomb

 

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Death Loses Its Sting After Obscure Rabbi Walks Out of Tomb


Death, the ultimate enemy of all living beings, has been dealt a fatal blow by an obscure Jewish rabbi who rose from the dead nearly 2000 years ago in a remote outpost of Roman territory.


The rabbi, known as Jesus of Nazareth, was executed by crucifixion under the orders of Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor of Judea. His followers claimed that he was the Messiah, the anointed one who would deliver Israel from its oppressors and usher in a new era of peace and justice.


However, three days after his death, Jesus appeared to his disciples and hundreds of other witnesses, alive and well. He showed them his wounds and ate with them, proving that he was not a ghost or a hallucination. He also taught them about the kingdom of God and his role as the Son of God and the Savior of the world.


According to his followers, Jesus’ resurrection was the fulfillment of the ancient prophecies and the proof of his divinity. They also believed that by dying and rising again, he defeated death and sin, and opened the way for all who believe in him to have eternal life.


Death, on the other hand, was not amused by this turn of events. For millennia, it had reigned supreme over all creatures, claiming them one by one with no mercy or exception. It had no rivals or challengers, until this rabbi came along and spoiled its fun.

A rendering of an empty tomb, created using Bing AI.


Death tried to ignore Jesus’ resurrection and continue its business as usual, but soon realized that it had lost its power and authority over those who followed him. They no longer feared death or its consequences, but rather welcomed it as a transition to a better life with God. They also spread the message of Jesus’ resurrection to others, inviting them to join his movement and share in his victory.


Death was outraged by this defiance and resistance. It tried to stop the spread of Christianity by persecuting and killing its adherents, but to no avail. The more it killed, the more they multiplied. The blood of the martyrs became the seed of the church.


Death also tried to discredit and deny Jesus’ resurrection by spreading lies and rumors, such as that his body was stolen by his disciples or that he never really died on the cross. But these attempts failed to convince anyone who had seen him alive or experienced his power in their lives.


Death finally realized that it had met its match in Jesus, and that it had no choice but to accept its defeat and humiliation. It could no longer claim any dominion or mastery over him or his followers, who were now free from its sting and curse.


Death still exists today, but it is no longer the end of the story. It is now a defeated enemy, a powerless foe, a toothless lion. It can still harm and hurt, but it cannot destroy or separate. It can still take away life, but it cannot take away hope.


For those who believe in Jesus’ resurrection, death is not something to be feared or avoided, but rather something to be faced with faith and courage. They know that death is not the final word, but rather the gateway to a new and better life with God.


They also know that one day, Jesus will return to judge the living and the dead, and to put an end to death once and for all. On that day, death will be swallowed up in victory, and those who belong to Jesus will be raised up with him in glory.


As the apostle Paul wrote in his letter to the Romans:


For we know that since Christ was raised from the dead, he cannot die again; death no longer has mastery over him.


And as he wrote in one of his letters to the Corinthians:


Where, O death, is your victory? Where, O death, is your sting? … But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.

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