From Cage-Stage to Cage Fighter

From Cage-Stage to Cage Fighter: The Story of John Calvin Jones

Getty Images

John Calvin Jones was a cage-stage Calvinist who loved to argue about theology on the internet. He thought he had all the answers and everyone else was wrong. He was proud and arrogant.

But then he discovered MMA and became a cage fighter. He learned how to fight and how to humble himself. He realized that he was not the best or the smartest person in the world. He also realized that he loved fighting and wanted to make it his career.

He had a dream of fighting in the UFC, the biggest and best MMA organization in the world. He trained hard and fought hard. He won many fights and earned a nickname: The Reformer. He was offered a contract by the UFC and a chance to fight his rival, an Arminian named Jacob Arminius Smith. He even promised to give him a Bible study on Proverbs 20:30.

But before he could make his UFC debut, he suffered a terrible injury. He tore his knee ligaments and needed surgery. His doctor told him that he would never fight again. He lost his dream and his hope.

He became depressed and angry. He blamed God and everyone else for his misfortune. He stopped going to church and reading his Bible. He stopped caring about anything.

But God had not given up on him. God sent him an angel in the form of a pastor named Charles Spurgeon Johnson. Johnson was a former MMA fighter who had also been injured and had become a pastor. He reached out to Jones and shared his story with him. He showed him love and compassion. He offered him friendship and fellowship.

He also offered him a new dream: a dream of serving God as a pastor. He told him that God had a different plan for him, a better plan. He told him that God had given him gifts and talents that he could use for God's glory. He told him that God had given him a story of grace and redemption that he could share with others.

Jones was skeptical at first, but he decided to give it a try. He joined Johnson's ministry and learned how to be a pastor. He found a new purpose and meaning in his life. He found joy and peace in Jesus Christ.

He became a pastor like Johnson.

And he never looked back.

Soli Deo Gloria.

Comments

Martin Luther’s Surprising Opening at the Diet of Worms: “I Grew Up In A Middle Class Family”

What He Could Be (Protestant), Unburdened By What Has Been (Rome) Worms, 1521 – Newly uncovered manuscripts reveal that Martin Luther's famous speech at the Diet of Worms began with an unexpected twist: "Let me start by saying that I grew up in a middle-class family." Luther's opening left the audience puzzled but intrigued. He quickly transitioned to his main argument, maintaining the fiery rhetoric we know today. "Here I stand, I can do no other," he declared, seamlessly blending his personal story with his defiance against the Church. Historians now see Luther's relatable approach as a clever tactic to connect with the common people. "By sharing his humble beginnings, Luther made his revolutionary ideas more accessible," said Dr. Hans Wurst, a Reformation scholar. As we commemorate the Diet of Worms, let's remember Luther not just as a reformer, but as a middle-class hero who knew how to captivate a crowd.

Christian Pacifists Reinterpret Romans 13 After Tragic Animal Incidents

Fred and Peanut Become Latest Mascots for Justice In a surprising twist, Christian pacifists have taken a page from the revolutionary Presbyterians' book by reinterpreting Romans 13, following the tragic demise of Fred the squirrel and Peanut the raccoon at the hands of government officials. These furry martyrs have sparked a theological debate, as pacifists now argue that Romans 13 supports civil disobedience against unjust state actions. Fred and Peanut, beloved local mascots, were allegedly "neutralized" for causing minor disruptions in a public park. Their untimely deaths have become a rallying cry for pacifists, who argue that the state's actions were neither just nor necessary. In response, pacifists assert that Romans 13, traditionally seen as a call to obey governing authorities, actually mandates resistance when the state acts contrary to God's will. They emphasize Paul's call to "overcome evil with good" (Romans 12:21) as a directive to ch...

Satanists Boycott Halloween, Claim It's a Christian Holiday

Satanists Say No to Halloween, Yes to Satan: How a Religious Minority Is Challenging the Status Quo A group of satanists has announced that they will not be celebrating Halloween this year, citing religious reasons. The group, which calls itself the Church of Satan, said that Halloween is actually a Christian holiday that has been corrupted by commercialism and paganism. "Halloween is derived from All Hallows' Eve, the eve of the Christian feast of All Saints' Day," said a spokesperson for the Church of Satan. "It is a time when Christians honor their dead and pray for their souls. We, as satanists, do not believe in such superstitions and do not want to participate in this mockery of our faith." The spokesperson added that Halloween also promotes witchcraft, ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other supernatural creatures that have nothing to do with satanism. "We are not interested in dressing up as fictional characters or begging for candy from strangers....

The Calvinist Chronicle

Search This Blog