A Christian Man's Shock: Satan's Big Reveal

John Barton was a tolerant Christian who supported gays and trans people. He thought God wanted him to be compassionate and kind.

When big stores and local businesses alike began to roll out merchandise and plan special events for Pride Celebrations during the month of June, John said, "I won't buy their clothes or go to their events, but they have the right to celebrate who they are."

Not long after, many of the same businesses began to endorse the the transgender movement. John said, "I don't really support that and I'm not sure about the whole restroom thing, but I'm not going to boycott anybody over if. They have the right to celebrate whomever they think they are or want to be."

But then, he learned that Satan had been behind everything. Satan had admitted that he had corrupted the world with sin and perversion. Satan had boasted that he had deceived millions of people into supporting his agenda.

John was outraged and hurt. He wondered if he should reject the gays and trans people and apologize for his support. He even began to question whether his disdain and outspoken criticism against the late Reverend Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church was misguided.

Instead, he decided to stay the course, and tell Satan to get back in the closet. He could only take so much, after all.

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