Chik Fil-A Cow Turns into a Pillar of Salt as Company Supports Diversity, Equity and Inclusion

In a shocking turn of events, the famous Chik Fil-A cow that has been urging people to "Eat Mor Chikin" for over two decades has been transformed into a pillar of salt after the company announced its support for diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI).

The cow, whose official name is Holstein, was reportedly seen on a billboard near Atlanta, Georgia, holding a sign that read "Eat Mor Chikin for All" with a multicolored hand. Witnesses say that as soon as the sign was unveiled, a bright light flashed and the cow was reduced to a heap of salt.

"It was like something out of the Bible," said one bystander, who asked to remain anonymous. "I guess the cow couldn't handle the change. Maybe he should have eaten more chikin himself."

The company issued a statement expressing its sadness over the loss of its beloved mascot, but reaffirming its commitment to creating a more inclusive and equitable culture.

"We are deeply saddened by the tragic fate of our cow, who has been a part of our family since 1995. We thank him for his years of service and his dedication to promoting our delicious chicken sandwiches. However, we also believe that everyone deserves to be treated with respect and dignity, regardless of their race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation or disability. That's why we have decided to support diversity, equity and inclusion and celebrate the differences that make us unique. And tasty."

The statement also announced that the company will donate $1 million to various organizations that work to advance social justice and human rights and launch a new campaign featuring cows of different colors and patterns holding signs that say "Chikin for All".

Some customers have praised the company for its progressive stance, while others have vowed to boycott it for betraying its conservative values.

"I think it's great that Chik Fil-A is showing support for diversity, equity and inclusion," said one customer, who identified himself as a person of color. "I love their chicken nuggets and waffle fries, and now I can enjoy them without feeling discriminated. Plus, they have the best sauces ever."

"I think it's disgusting that Chik Fil-A is caving in to the woke mob," said another customer, who identified himself as a patriot. "They used to stand for American values and freedom, but now they're selling out to the globalists. I'll never eat there again. Unless they bring back the spicy chicken biscuit."

Famous rapper and self-described genius Kanye West, who made a song referencing the franchise in his hit song “Closed on Sundays” from the album “Jesus is King” has yet to make a statement, but a source who wished to remain anonymous stated that he may give up his [sic] “#1 with a lemonade” for a spicy sandwich from Popeyes, a rival chicken franchise.

The company has not revealed what it plans to do with the remains of its cow, but some sources suggest that it might be turned into salted caramel ice cream. Or maybe a new seasoning for their fries.