"No Creed but Christ" is a Creed, Discovers Shocked Non-Denominational Christian

Christian Apologist Stunned by New Development

John Smith, a 35-year-old software engineer from San Diego, California, has been attending a non-denominational church for the past five years. He says he was drawn to the church because of its emphasis on the Bible and its rejection of any human-made doctrines or traditions.

"I don't believe in creeds," Smith said. "They are man-made statements that divide Christians and distract from the simple message of the gospel. The only creed I need is Jesus Christ. He is my Lord and Savior, and that's all that matters."

However, Smith's worldview was shattered when he encountered a blog post by a theologian who argued that "No Creed but Christ" is itself a creedal statement.

"A creed is a formal statement or system of religious beliefs," the blog post read. "It comes from the Latin word credo, which means 'I believe.' By saying 'No Creed but Christ,' you are expressing your belief in Christ as the sole authority and source of truth for your faith. That is a creed, whether you like it or not."

Smith was stunned by this revelation. He had never considered that his slogan could be interpreted as a creed. He felt betrayed by his own logic and wondered if he had been deceived by his church.

"I don't know what to think anymore," Smith said. "I thought I was following the Bible, but now I realize I was following a creed. How can I trust anything I believe? How can I know what is true?"

Smith said he plans to do more research on the history and meaning of creeds, and hopes to find a way to reconcile his faith with his new knowledge.

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