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Arminian Claims Jesus Died for Animals, Plants and Rocks Too

“All Really Does Mean All,” Man Says



An Arminian man has shocked the world by claiming that Jesus Christ died not only for humans, but also for animals, plants and rocks. The man, who goes by the name of Noah, says he has been studying the Bible for years and has found evidence that supports his theory.


Noah says that when the Bible says Jesus died for the "whole world", it means literally everything in the world, not just people. He cites verses such as John 3:16, which says "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." He also points to Colossians 1:20, which says "and through him to reconcile to himself all things, whether things on earth or things in heaven, by making peace through his blood, shed on the cross."


Noah believes that animals, plants and rocks have souls and can be saved by believing in Jesus. He says he has witnessed miracles of nature praising God and responding to his prayers. He claims he has seen flowers bloom in winter, birds sing hymns, and rocks glow with divine light. He says he has also baptized many animals and plants in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.


Noah's theory has been met with ridicule and disbelief by most Christians and non-Christians alike. Many have accused him of being a heretic, a lunatic, or a prankster. Some have even threatened him with violence or legal action. Noah says he is not afraid of persecution, because he knows he is doing God's will. He says he hopes to spread his message to the whole world and convert as many creatures as possible.


Noah says he is planning to write a book about his experiences and revelations, titled "The Gospel According to Noah: How Jesus Died for All Creation". He says he hopes to publish it soon and distribute it for free to anyone who is interested. He says he has already received some offers from publishers and agents, but he is not interested in making money from his work. He says he only wants to glorify God and honor Jesus.


Noah says he is also looking for a wife who shares his beliefs and vision. He says he wants to start a family and raise his children in the Arminian faith. He says he is open to any woman who loves God, loves animals, loves plants, and loves rocks. He says he does not care about age, race, appearance, or background. He says he only cares about the heart.


Noah says he is confident that one day his theory will be proven right and accepted by everyone. He says he is sure that Jesus will return soon and judge the living and the dead, including animals, plants and rocks. He says he is ready to meet his Lord and Savior and join him in his heavenly kingdom.


Noah says he is happy and at peace with himself and his life. He says he has found the true meaning of love, joy, and faith. He says he has nothing to fear or regret. He says he has everything to hope for and look forward to.


He says he is an Arminian, and proud of it.

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