Christian Man Denounces All Holidays as Pagan, Celebrates Nothing

Even the Calendar Comes From Pagans, Man Declares

A Christian man from San Diego, California, has declared that he will not celebrate any holiday, not even his own birthday, because they are all pagan and sinful. John Bradfield, 45, says he has been studying the Bible and history for years and has come to the conclusion that every holiday is an abomination in the eyes of God.

"I don't celebrate Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, or any other holiday," Bradfield said. "They are all based on pagan traditions and rituals that have nothing to do with Christianity. They are all corrupted by Satan and his minions. Even my birthday is pagan, because it's based on the solar calendar, which was invented by pagans. I only follow the biblical calendar, which is based on the lunar cycles."

Bradfield says he spends his days reading the Bible, praying, and preaching to others about the evils of holidays. He says he has no friends or family, because they all celebrate holidays and are therefore doomed to hell. He says he does not care about being lonely, because he has God on his side.

"I don't need friends or family, because they are all worldly and carnal," Bradfield said. "They are all deceived by the devil and his lies. They are all going to burn in the lake of fire, unless they repent and renounce their holidays. I only need God, because he is the only one who is holy and true. He is the only one who can save me from the wrath to come."

Bradfield says he hopes that his example will inspire others to follow his path and reject all holidays. He says he is not afraid of being persecuted or ridiculed, because he knows he is doing the right thing.

"I don't care what people think or say about me, because they are all ignorant and blind," Bradfield said. "They are all fools who have no understanding. They are all sheep who follow the crowd. They are all slaves who obey the beast. I am not like them, because I am free and wise. I am not like them, because I am a child of God."

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