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Black Friday Frenzy: How Stores Are Fueling the Hypocrisy of Shoppers 

They were so thankful the day before.


Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, is the most ironic shopping event of the year. Millions of Americans who just thanked God for what they have, rush to the stores to get more of what they don't need. But what happens when the greed overcomes the gratitude? Chaos, violence, and mayhem.


Stores across the country are not only expecting, but also provoking the worst-case scenario: a massive brawl among shoppers who are willing to do anything to get their hands on the coveted items. Some of the measures that stores are taking include:


- Hiring extra security guards and police officers to patrol the premises and break up any fights, but also to create a sense of urgency and competition among the shoppers.

- Installing metal detectors and scanners at the entrances to prevent shoppers from bringing weapons or explosives, but also to make them feel like they are entering a war zone.

- Setting up barricades and ropes to control the flow of traffic and prevent stampedes, but also to make the shoppers feel like they are in a race against time and each other.

- Providing helmets, vests, and gloves to the employees to protect them from injuries, but also to make them look like soldiers or gladiators.

- Stocking up on first aid kits, bandages, and painkillers to treat any wounds or bruises, but also to make the shoppers feel like they are in a survival game.

- Offering counseling and therapy sessions to the employees and shoppers who suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after the event, but also to make them feel like they have been through a traumatic ordeal.


Some stores are even going a step further and creating special zones for the most aggressive shoppers. These zones are equipped with cages, nets, and traps to contain the shoppers and prevent them from harming others. The shoppers are then allowed to fight each other for the items, while the rest of the customers can shop peacefully.


"We want to make sure that everyone has a fun and exciting shopping experience on Black Friday," said a spokesperson for Walmart, one of the stores that is implementing the zone system. "We know that some people are very passionate about getting the best deals, and we respect that. That's why we created these zones, where they can unleash their inner beast and have some fun."


However, not everyone is amused by the store's preparations. Some shoppers feel that the stores are promoting violence and greed, and that they are contradicting the spirit of Thanksgiving.


"Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time to be grateful for what we have, not to fight for what we want," said Mary Jones, a shopper who plans to boycott Black Friday. "It's disgusting how the stores are exploiting people's emotions and making them act like animals. I think we should all stay home and spend time with our families instead."


Others argue that the stores are not doing enough to prevent the chaos, and that they are putting the lives of the customers and employees at risk.


"The stores are playing with fire," said John Smith, a shopper who witnessed a Black Friday fight last year. "They are creating a situation where people are desperate and angry, and that can lead to serious consequences. Someone could get seriously hurt or even killed. Is it really worth it for a few bucks off a TV or a toaster?"


Whether you love it or hate it, Black Friday is here to stay. And as the deals get bigger and better, so does the madness. So be careful out there, remember what you are truly thankful for, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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