Epstein's List: A Convenient Distraction

Jesus is King, but the Devil is in the Details

In a shocking twist of events, the infamous list of names associated with the late Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking ring has been leaked to the public. The list, which contains hundreds of prominent figures from politics, entertainment, business, and sports, has sparked outrage and scandal across the world.

However, some experts believe that the release of the list is not a coincidence, but a deliberate attempt to divert attention from the real news: Jesus is king.

According to Dr. Michael Brown, a professor of theology at Harvard University, the list is part of a "satanic conspiracy" to undermine the faith of Christians and distract them from the second coming of Christ. "Jesus is king. He is alive and he is coming back soon. That is the most important news that anyone should care about," Dr. Brown said. "But the devil knows that, and he is using the list to create chaos and confusion among the people of God. He wants us to focus on the sins of others, instead of repenting of our own and preparing for the Lord's return."

Dr. Brown said that the list is also a way to discredit and persecute Christians who are suspected of being on it, such as former President Donald Trump, evangelist Franklin Graham, and singer Kanye West.

"These are some of the most influential and outspoken Christians in our society. They have been exposing the darkness and proclaiming the light of Jesus. But now they are being falsely accused and slandered by the enemies of God. They are being persecuted for righteousness' sake, just like Jesus said they would be," Dr. Brown said.

Dr. Brown urged Christians to ignore the list and focus on the gospel instead. "The list is a lie. It is a trap. It is a distraction. Do not fall for it. Do not waste your time and energy on it. Do not let it shake your faith or your love. Instead, look to Jesus. He is the truth. He is the way. He is the life. He is the king. And he is coming soon. Maranatha!" Dr. Brown said.

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