Man Skips Church, is Plagued With Frogs

Frogs Remind Man of the Lord's Day

A local man who decided to skip church on Sunday was met with an unexpected surprise: a swarm of frogs who followed him everywhere and constantly reminded him of the Lord's Day.

The man, who wished to remain anonymous, said he was feeling lazy and wanted to watch some Netflix instead of going to church. He thought no one would notice his absence, but he was wrong.

As soon as he turned on his TV, he heard a loud croak from his window. He looked outside and saw dozens of frogs staring at him. He tried to ignore them, but they started to speak in unison.

"It's the Lord's Day, my dude," they said.

The man was shocked and terrified. He closed the curtains and turned up the volume, but the frogs did not stop. They climbed up the walls, entered through the vents, and even came out of the faucet.

"It's the Lord's Day, my dude," they repeated.

The man ran out of his house, hoping to escape the frogs, but they followed him everywhere. They hopped on his car, his bike, and his shoulders. They croaked in his ears, his nose, and his mouth.

"It's the Lord's Day, my dude," they insisted.

The man tried to get rid of the frogs, but nothing worked. He threw them, sprayed them, and stomped on them, but they always came back. He begged them, pleaded with them, and cursed at them, but they only got louder.

"It's the Lord's Day, my dude," they demanded.

The man finally gave up and went to church. He hoped that the frogs would leave him alone, but they did not. They followed him into the church, sat on the pews, and joined the choir.

"It's the Lord's Day, my dude," they sang.

The man was humiliated and ashamed. He realized that he had offended God and the frogs were his punishment. He prayed for forgiveness and vowed to never skip church again.

The next day, the man woke up and found that the frogs were gone. He breathed a sigh of relief and thanked God for his mercy. He got ready to go to work, but as he opened the door, he saw a note on his doormat.

It read: "See you next Sunday, my dude. - The Frogs"

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