Breaking News: Devil Named Running Mate in Shocking Political Move!

The Devil You Know Versus the Devil You Don’t

In a stunning turn of events, the presidential nominee from the Opposing Party (you know which one) has officially chosen none other than the Devil himself as their running mate.

"The Ultimate Power Couple"

Sources say the decision was made after a heated debate over who could bring the most "fire" to the campaign. When asked about the choice, the nominee stated, "Who better to help us navigate the hellish landscape of modern politics than someone who literally knows the ins and outs of the underworld?"

Campaign Promises on Fire

The campaign slogan, "Vote for Us, or Else!" has already sparked controversy, while the Devil promises to "bring the heat" on key issues like climate change and economic inequality.

Voter Reactions: Divided Opinions

Voters are split on this bold choice. Some supporters are thrilled, claiming that the Devil’s charm and charisma will be a game-changer. “He’s not that bad!” one enthusiastic voter declared. “Have you seen how he appears as an angel of light? He’s practically a PR genius!”

However, skeptics are raising eyebrows, questioning whether this is just a clever disguise for a more sinister agenda. “I mean, can we really trust someone who has a history of fiery negotiations?” another voter lamented.

The Devil's Defense

In his first campaign appearance, the Devil addressed the concerns directly, stating, “I’m just here to shed some light on the issues. Besides, who hasn’t made a few questionable deals in their career?”

Stay tuned as this fiery campaign heats up, and remember: when it comes to politics, sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t!

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