Former President Declares War on Non-Denominationalism—“It’s Like Ordering a Burger Without the Meat!”

Trump’s Theological Takedown: Calvinism vs. The Liberal “Normal”

In a surprising turn, Donald Trump took to Joe Rogan's podcast to champion Calvinism, drawing parallels between his political battles and theological debates. "Calvinism is tremendous," Trump declared, likening predestination to his political victories—inevitable and ordained. "Just like I defend Christian values from the radical left, I'm here to protect Calvinism from the fake news of theological liberals."

Rogan, intrigued, asked about non-denominationalism. Trump dismissed it as "the so-called 'normal Christianity'—a watered-down version pushed by liberals trying to change the narrative."

He continued, "These theological liberals want to make everything non-denominational, like a bland soup where everyone picks their own beliefs. But real Christianity has structure and order, just like my administration."

Trump's defense of Calvinism resonated with his evangelical supporters, who see him as a defender of traditional Christian values against modern reinterpretations. "The left wants to tear down crosses and rewrite theology," Trump warned. “They believe in free will—like anyone can just walk into greatness without being chosen first. It’s chaos, Joe, absolute chaos. But under my leadership, we won't let them redefine what true Christianity is."

The interview left theologians puzzled and comedy writers entertained, as Trump's unique take on religious debates added a new layer of humor to the podcast world.

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