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Man Shouts “Jesus is Lord!” Is Told: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

Local Drive-Thru Attendant Suggests He Tries the McDonalds Down the Street




In a shocking turn of events at a local Wendy's drive-thru, a man shouted, “Jesus is Lord!” only to be met with the swift retort, “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.” Witnesses report the drive-thru attendant remained unfazed, suggesting that he “try the smaller McDonalds down the street.”


Eyewitnesses noted that the man seemed confused, perhaps expecting a heavenly endorsement for his spicy chicken nuggets. The incident has sparked debates on whether fast-food establishments should offer spiritual guidance alongside fries. Meanwhile, Wendy’s has yet to comment on their new slogan: “Where the only thing divine is our Frosty.”

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