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Joseph, Did You Know... You'd Stay a Virgin, Too?

 

What Joseph's face might have looked like after hearing about Mary's "perpetual virginity."


Joseph, Did You Know... You'd Stay a Virgin, Too?


*To the tune of Mary, Did You Know?


Joseph, did you know  

That your wedding night would end in prayer and fasting?  

Joseph, did you know  

That your dreams of love would face a vow everlasting?  


Did you know  

That your chaste embrace would guard a virgin's call?  

And that your marriage bed  

Would be the holiest of all?


Joseph, did you know  

That your baby boy would redefine your mission?  

Joseph, did you know  

That perpetual virginity was Mary’s disposition?  


Did you know  

That your sacrifice would shape salvation’s plan?  

And that your silent suffering  

Would make you God’s best man?


The vows stayed true, the nights were cold,  

Your patience shone like gold.  

The angels sang, the heavens cheered,  

For the purity you upheld so bold.


Joseph, did you know  

That your role as spouse meant no consummation?  

Joseph, did you know  

You’d be a saint through holy resignation?  


Did you know  

That while others wed with passion’s fire,  

You’d guard the Virgin Mother—  

A protector to admire?



-Original lyrics composed, with the help of AI, by the owner of The Calvinist Chronicle, on December 20, 2024.

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