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Breaking News: New Movement Claims to Have Discovered the True Meaning of the Great Commission

New Movement Claims to Have Discovered the True Meaning of the Great Commission


A new movement of Christians has emerged that claims to have uncovered the true meaning of the Great Commission that Jesus gave his followers in Matthew 28. According to them, Jesus did not command his disciples to make disciples of individuals or churches, but of nations. They argue that the word "nations" in the original Greek means "ethnic groups" or "political entities", and that the goal of the Kingdom of God is to transform the world's governments and societies to conform to God's Law.

The movement, which calls itself "The Disciplers of Nations", says that for the past 2000 years, most Christians have been disobeying Jesus by focusing on personal piety, church growth, and social justice. They say that these are secondary issues that distract from the primary mission of discipling the rulers and magistrates of the world. They believe that by converting the leaders and authorities of the nations, they will be able to create a utopian society on earth where God's will is done and sin is eradicated.

The leader of the movement, who goes by the name of "Apostle Paul," says that he received a revelation from God that showed him the true interpretation of Matthew 28. He says that he has been commissioned by God to correct the errors and misunderstandings of the church history and to restore the original vision of Jesus for his followers. He says that he has been given the authority and power to overthrow any government or institution that opposes God's Law and to establish God's Kingdom on earth.

The movement has been met with criticism and opposition from many other Christians who say that it is a dangerous and heretical distortion of the gospel. They say that the movement is twisting the scriptures to justify their political agenda and their violent methods. They say that the movement is ignoring the teachings and example of Jesus who showed love, grace, and mercy to all people, especially to the poor, the oppressed, and the marginalized. They say that the movement is missing the point of the Great Commission, which is to make disciples who follow Jesus in every aspect of their lives, not just in their political affiliations.

The Disciplers of Nations have responded by saying that they are the true followers of Jesus and that they are fulfilling his will on earth. They say that they are not afraid of persecution or martyrdom, and that they are ready to fight for God's glory and honor. They say that they are not interested in dialogue or compromise with those who disagree with them, and that they will not stop until every nation bows down to Jesus as Lord and King.

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