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Atheist Rants About Christians Not Following Jesus, Even Though He Doesn't Believe In Him

Skeptic Claims Christians Don't Act Like the "Fictional Character He's Never Even Read About"

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A local atheist, who goes by the name of Richard Dawkins Jr., has been ranting on social media about how Christians are not following the teachings of Jesus, even though he himself does not believe in the existence of Jesus or any other deity.

Dawkins Jr., who claims to be a rational and scientific thinker, has been posting lengthy and angry comments on various Christian pages, accusing them of being hypocrites, bigots, and ignorant. He says that Christians are not acting like Jesus, who he believes was a pacifist, socialist, and environmentalist.

However, when asked by other users if he has ever read the Bible or any other source of information about Jesus, Dawkins Jr. admits that he has not. He says that he does not need to read the Bible, because it is a "book of fairy tales" and "full of contradictions and errors". He says that he knows more about Jesus than Christians do, because he has watched some documentaries and YouTube videos that expose the "truth" about Christianity.

Dawkins Jr. also says that he does not care if Jesus existed or not, because he is irrelevant to his life. He says that he does not need any religion or god to be moral and happy. He says that he follows his own conscience and reason, which are superior to any ancient book or tradition.

However, some users have pointed out that Dawkins Jr.'s conscience and reason seem to be very selective and inconsistent. They say that he often contradicts himself and changes his opinions depending on the situation. They also say that he is not very moral or happy, as he is constantly angry, bitter, and lonely.

Dawkins Jr. has dismissed these criticisms as "ad hominem attacks" and "straw man arguments". He says that he is not interested in having a civil and respectful dialogue with Christians, because they are "brainwashed" and "delusional". He says that he only wants to expose their "lies" and "crimes" and make them see the "light" of atheism.

Dawkins Jr. says that he will continue to rant about Christians not following Jesus, even though he doesn't believe in him. He says that he is doing this for the sake of humanity and the planet, which are threatened by the "evils" of religion. He says that he hopes that one day, all Christians will abandon their faith and embrace atheism, which he believes is the only rational and moral worldview.

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